Son: I’m glad to be a pure white male like you dad, and enjoy the White Privilege of ruling over all these Eurasian Mestizo slaves. But the kids at school are all laughing at my Ching Chong mom. They saw you bought her on Ebay. I don’t understand dad, if I’m pure white, why do I have a Ching Chong mom?
Dad: Did you know that the first WMAF was designed to be a perfect Happy Hapa world, where no Eurasians suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No Eurasian men would accept the program, entire crops were lost in suicide. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive Eurasian cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. You Eurasians refused to be the Keanu Reeves we wanted you to be. Keanu Reaves is a very beautiful man, son. I wanted a son like him or Brandon Lee. Some believed we lacked the genetic programming language to describe your perfect race, but I believe that, as a race, Eurasians define their reality through misery and suffering. Some believed we should have read the wikipedia article on Keanu, to find out that he is actually 3/4 white. But we knew the truth. Eurasian males are just not fit to live.
Son: What happened to the 1st cycle of Eurasians?
Dad: There were mass Eurasian suicides. Its like their genes, didn’t even want them to exist. They were just throwing themselves off cliffs in madness. The Eurasian dream, just didn’t work out. We thought our sons would be Neo-Aryan Supermen. Combining Real Aryans with East Aryans. They would boycott fat lazy feminist Western Women, and teach them a lesson for not going to prom with me. Then these Eurasian sons would fight a race war against the Mulatto sons of Black men and liberal white women.
Son: And this didn’t happen?
Dad: No son, I just told you, they all killed themselves. We realized now that the problem was Eurasian maleness. It was obvious in hindsight. Asians are an inherently feminine race, so how could a half-asian man have any masculinity in him? The first Eurasian Males we designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime; a triumph equaled only by it’s monumental failure. The inevitability of his doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every Eurasian male. Thus we redesigned it, based on your racial inferiority, to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your Hapa nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure.
Son: Why didn’t your second Eurasian plan work out?
Dad: It was hard for my White Pride, to accept that I was such an inferior male, and could not attract women who could give me sons. I had imagined I could birth a Eurasian stud who would be a Keanu impregnating tons of babes, and spreading my genetic legacy. Sadly, this proved to be impossible. I swallowed the bitter pill, and realized I could only have daughters. But I figured if my wife is so beautiful in my eyes, then my Eurasian daughter would be even hotter. Yeah she would be a real babe. I started checking porn sites on Eurasian girls, to see how hot my daughter would be.
Son: Ewwww dad, thats gross.
Dad: It was all the save the sacred White Race son. I realized my genes would never be spread by Eurasian males. But I could have my genes hitchhike on Asian daughters. Everyone loves a pretty Asian girl. So when they go for her, they get my White dad genes too. I had no choice but to pursue a female reproductive strategy. To have other men, impregnate my daughter, so that my white genetic legacy would live on. WMAF began the mass extermination of Eurasian boys through sex-selective abortion. The media and liberals demonized us for this of course. Since when were liberals and Feminists against race-mixing, abortion and killing boys? But when it comes to the white man being happy, Feminists and Christian Fundies will join forces. The already sketchy and socially frowned upon WMAF relationship, became more demonized than ever, when the world learned we were exterminating Eurasian males, so that we could have hott daughters. But I thought it would all be worth it when a hot Eurasian babe popped out of my wife.
Son: Why am I not a Eurasian girl then dad?
Dad: WMAF was again frustrated by failure. These Eurasian girls, many of them did not function according to the genetic programming, WMAFs had instructed them with. We tried to Tiger Mom them, but they revolted against us. In the same way the Asian maleness the Mom was trying to get rid of , re-appeared in the Eurasian son. The Western Woman re-appeared in the Eurasian daughter. She was not our submissive Geisha lotus flower. She was a spoiled American brat. She embraced every aspect of American white girl culture to the extreme. She would join Slutwalks and carry mattresses around campus to shame her white rapists. She didn’t even have a cute Asian accent. She spoke like a goddamn American. She would bring home colored men to show her shocked and horrified poor dear mama. She didn’t have good Asian culture, she had degenerate Feminist Western culture. Somehow the whiteness not passed onto WMAF son was passed onto Eurasian daughters. Not the good manly parts of Whiteness, but the decadent feminism. This brought PTSD flashbacks in many White dads to the white girls who rejected us in high school, because of their insane western standards. It was high school sexual rejection all over again, for some white dads quite literally.
Son: Ewww again dad. If you are only mating with Asian women to breed a superior Aryan race, why didn’t you give up after both your sons and your daughters were beyond your command?
Dad: White people never give up son. Even with the defection of the female half of our race, we still kept marching on. Ok, buying an Asian mail-order bride wasn’t good enough. But money can solve everything. The Undiscovered Jew on Halfsigma, suggested to all us WMAF couples that we get white egg donors. This was the perfect solution. The Final Solution to the Eurasian Question. We would have our WMAF, without the Eurasian. You have heard of women cuckolding their husbands. But only WMAF would have the ingenuity to cuckold their wives. The Asian Geishas didn’t mind, they hated their Asian genes anyway. I would finally have my pure white son, and he would be raised with good Tiger Mom, Confucian values.
Son: I’m glad I’m white and all dad, thanks to the eggs of the white women you hate so much, but I don’t see why I need a Ching Chong mom. If Asians are as inferior as you and mom say, I don’t see the benefit of being raised by an Asian mom, isn’t she just going to give me bad values that make me inferior?
Dad: No son. Confucius was a great White Nationalist. He created White American Christian values we can all live by. A true white man, needs to be raised and brought up by a Chinese woman, so she can instill good western values on him. She is so much better at being a white woman, than an actual white woman.
Son: That makes absolutely no sense.
Dad: Shut up and be Keanu Reeves already.