Asian women have left behind the dusty Confucian foot-binding harem of the Orient and embraced the freedom and liberation of the West. What better way to prove that unlike their brothers, they are REAL Americans, then to be liberated modern feminists??? Except nothing proves just what a FOBy foreigner you are, then to think feminism means submission to the white man. Yellow feminism means getting on your knees for the white man. Strange that all strands of genuine all-American feminism, White Black Red Brown, all assume that the White Man is the one keeping women down. But Yellow Feminism means getting down for whitey. Thus White men who can’t stand how bitchy, spoiled and uppity and feminist white women are, well praise Asian women for standing up to their cruel masters and finding liberation in strong white hairy arms.
Asian girls HATE white girls. Asian girls just can’t get white girls. White girls are blessed to own the most handsome, hairy, rich, smart, strong, powerful, manly men in the world. And they don’t treat their men right. When an Asian girl sees a white girl dating a Black,Brown or Latino man, her mouth drops in shock. Talk about tossing pearls before swine. Asian women aren’t even at the top of the hierarchy, yet they are more racist than white women. Asian women look down on Black, Brown and Latino men far more than the daughters of the KKK do. The fathers of white girls who date black men, lynched, the fathers of Asian girls who refuse to date Asian, Black or Brown men were lynched by white men. Viva la difference!
But Asian women know how to treat their poor white men, right if white girls won’t do the job. Sucky, sucky me love you long time. Asian women aspire to be the women, white men deserve. Sweet, quiet, silent, submissive, obedient, worshipful. They will stoop to humiliations and degradations, white women could not begin to imagine. And they will do it with a smile, and a happy ending. An Asian women will gladly do for free things that would make a white prostitute barf. IF white girls don’t know how good they have it with white men, Asian girls are more than happy to take up the load. Ahhh the white men. Those Viking beasts that conquered the world. Those masters of civilization. Who would ever dream that the daughter of that yellow race of slaves, would be able to share the bed with such a classical work of art? If white women find slaves and gardeners sexier than Mastah, so much the worse for white women. Sally can sneak out back, while Ching Chong runs the plantation with Mastah.
Poor poor white man. Surrounded on all sides by reverse racism, immigration, affirmative action, the yellow peril, mean ol feminists, but don’t worry. Ching Chong is hear to make it all better. When an Asian woman sees a white girl taking white boys for granted, her blood boils with rage. What she would give to have the chance to be a Geisha girl, to the geekiest loser among whites. What the white woman throws in the trash, the Geisha picks up as treasure. Sally’s trash is a Geisha’s treasure. No white boy left behind.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a beautiful hapa boy in the baby carriage- ME!